abnormalcy

>Hi everybody....just a little reminder of the accomplishments of a wise
and
>fearless leader....
>
>
>
>Subject: George W's Resume
>
>The White House, USA
>GEORGE W. BUSH
>
>ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
>>
>> > I attacked and took over two countries.
>>
>
>> > I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>>
>> > I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history
(not
>>easy!).
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed
in
>>any 12 month period.
>>
>> >
>> > I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
stock
>>market.
>>
>> >
>> > I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>>
>> >
>> > I am the first president in US history to enter office with a
criminal
>>record.
>>
>> >
>> > In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days
on
>>vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I

>>did).
>>
>> >
>> > After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I
presided
>>over the worst security failure in US history.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
president
>>in US history.
>>
>> > In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their

>>job.
>>
>> >
>> > I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any

>>other president in US history.
>>
>> >
>> > I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
>>12-month period.
>>
>> >
>> > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions
than
>>any president in US history.
>>
>> >
>> > I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,

>>since the advent of TV.
>>
>> >
>> > I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
than
>>any other US president in history.
>>
>> >
>> > I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
to
>>intervene when corruption was revealed.
>>
>> >
>> > I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>>
>> >
>> > I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously
>>take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
>>record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
>>history.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
in
>>US history.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
>>history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron
oil
>>tanker named after her).
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the

>>Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
market
>>in any country in the history of the world.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
>>
>> > military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
>>
>> > will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the
international
>>
>> > community.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
>>
>> > history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland
>>
>> > Security"(only one letter away from BS).
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
>>
>> > increases, more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was
>>
>> > tough to beat, but I did it!!).
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
>>
>> > remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
>>
>> > remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
>>
>> > congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
>>
>> > history.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
>>
>> > default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
>>
>> > election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
>>
>> > campaign donations.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
my
>>
>> > best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy
>>
>> > frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron >
>Corporation).
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in
US
>>
>> > history.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under
attack
>>
>> > (and then lied,saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow
government.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11,and in less than
a
>>
>> > year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly
the
>>
>> > biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
>>
>> > people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
>>
>> > world peace and stability.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>>
>> > government contracts.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I set the all-time record for the number of administration
appointees
>>
>> > who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in
>>
>> > corporations bidding for gov't contracts.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
>>
>> > any other president in US history. In a little over two years I
have
>>
>> > created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most
divided
>>
>> > that the US has been since the Civil War.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in
less
>>
>> > than two years turned every single economic category heading
straight
>>
>> > down.
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
>>
>> > driving record has been erased and is not available).
>>
>> >
>>
>> > I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
>>
>> > time of war. I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any
questions
>>
>> > about drug use.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited
away
>>
>> > to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>>
>> > view.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
>>
>> > bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>>
>> > view.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I
served
>>
>> > on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>>
>> >
>>
>> > Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)attended regarding
>>
>> > public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for
public
>>
>> > review.
>>
>> >
>>
>> >
>>
>> > PERSONAL REFERENCES:
>>
>> >
>>
>> > For personal references, please speak to my dad or Uncle James
Baker
>>
>> > (They can be reached in their offices at the Carlyle Group where
they
>>
>> > are helping to divide up the spoils of the US-Iraq war and plan for
>>
>> > the next one).
>>
>> >
>>
>>
>>
>>(Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004
>>election.Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be

>>reminded about his record.)

itsgigglegirl

VOTE DEAN IN 2004

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GummiBear

I wonder how GWB will go down in history, as of right now it seems that lots of people are just like" yah president, war!!@ WOO!! must be patriotic so i can fit iN!!!!!!!!! altho i dont really care about the war! YAH!!!!!!!" but anyway I guess we'll see when we grow up and ask our own kids what the book says about him.. I hope he looks bad, and im mainly lookin at the fact that he loves to incorporate RELIGION into the government, im not big on religion...specialy in that situation.

unhealthyglow

the states needs to have a coup. Why can't they be more like the third world and just kill unsatisfactory leaders?

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