Holy CRAP.
Thank gawd I don't live in America.
Hey... any of you Americans who want to move to Canada... I'll marry you so you can get a citizenship, and get away from that craziness. Don't worry. After you have your citizenship, we'll annul the marriage or divorce or whatever.

Then you have your citizenship!!
YAY FOR TRICKINESS!!!
Seriously, though... that's retarded... just for going to a rave, you can get charged. I'm NEVER raving in America!!
PLUR,
Chip