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Old February 10th, 2005, 09:35 AM   #22
Mrs Frolic
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most gay boys do have this obession with boobs i know i do........

Since it isn't a sexual thing, I have to surmise that gay men have a real appreciation for just how amazing breasts are. I mean - wow! Breasts! They're soft and somewhat smooshy and capable of producing wonderful stuff that can sustain and grow an entirely separate lifeform. I am in awe of boobs, I really am. And breastmilk may well be the most amazing substance ever. It's laced with natural tranquilizers to soothe the baby, the composition changes on a daily basis (breastmilk for a preemie, for example, is much higher in fat and an extra dose of antibodies; breastmilk for a toddler, while lower in volume, is extremely high in antibodies), and the composition even changes over the course of a single feeding (lower in fat at the beginning and the fat content rises the longer the baby nurses). If baby is feeling ill with something transmissible, it's passed to the woman's nipples during a feeding, and her body produces antibodies to that particular strain that are then given to the baby during the next feeding. How awesome is that?

Forget bronzing the baby shoes - I'll probably bronze my breast pump!
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