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Bitty the Badger got arrested at the airport for propositioning a customs agent in a lewd manner. After 8 hours and more than one hand stuck up his ass they've come to the decision that the badger is an illegal alien and been deported back to England where he awaits trial for biting DJ Dougal and some unnamed crimes against her majesty. rumour has it he was banging her majesty but that is unsubstantiated. Some quick words from the badger before he got deported "I'm too big a rockstar for Canada anyway. All I wanted to do was shag a moose anyway. If you don't dance to the badger tune I'm going to come and get ya. Who needs mushrooms and snakes when you've got the badger?"

February 5th, 2005, 02:58 PM	#1
anabolic frolic Administrator Join Date: May 1999 Location: HullaLand Photos: 125 Journal Entries: 5	The Badger ARRESTED at the airport! Bitty the Badger got arrested at the airport for propositioning a customs agent in a lewd manner. After 8 hours and more than one hand stuck up his ass they've come to the decision that the badger is an illegal alien and been deported back to England where he awaits trial for biting DJ Dougal and some unnamed crimes against her majesty. rumour has it he was banging her majesty but that is unsubstantiated. Some quick words from the badger before he got deported "I'm too big a rockstar for Canada anyway. All I wanted to do was shag a moose anyway. If you don't dance to the badger tune I'm going to come and get ya. Who needs mushrooms and snakes when you've got the badger?"