Actually, I did write the following into a txt file and save it as html:
<html>
<head>
<title>Countdown To Birthday Funtopia 7!!!</title>
<body>
<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top">
<FONT COLOR="#0000FF">
<p></p>
<CENTER>
<p align="center"> <script language="JAVASCRIPT">
<!-- hide this script tag's contents from old browsers-->
today = new Date();
BigDay = new Date("July 3, 2004 21:00")
msPerDay = 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000 ;
timeLeft = (BigDay.getTime() - today.getTime());
e_daysLeft = timeLeft / msPerDay;
daysLeft = Math.floor(e_daysLeft);
e_hrsLeft = (e_daysLeft - daysLeft)*24;
hrsLeft = Math.floor(e_hrsLeft);
e_minLeft = (e_hrsLeft - hrsLeft)*60;
minsLeft = Math.floor((e_hrsLeft - hrsLeft)*60);
secLeft = Math.floor((e_minLeft - minsLeft)*60);
document.write( "<b><font size=8 color=red>Birthday Funtopia 7 is coming in just<BR> "+daysLeft+" d: "+hrsLeft+" h: "+minsLeft+" m: "+secLeft+" s</b></font>" );
// -- done hiding from old browsers -->
</script> <br>
</td></tr></table>
</body>
</html>
I tried to put it all into a function that would call itself every half-second, but my html is really rusty. And yes, I'm a robot. 