I used to work at a place where servers get less than $3 an hour and most of the rich asshats who eat there tip
very poorly. It's not like they can't afford to, they're loaded...not to mention they're generally rude and presumptuous. Bah.
Luckily for me, my friend's mom did payroll...so I just clocked in as a sandwich-maker for $8 an hour.
