i totally agree with robin...
despite taking exstacy a couple times and having a blast running around like a 2 year old on acid, i much prefer going to a party sober.
now on another note, i do enjoy having a couple drinks here and there... not all the time i will have a drink... sometimes... it's more of the social aspect of it for me.
now as for the drug dog.... hahahaha.. i have a friend who's dad is part of the K9 unit for Metro Toronto Police.. He's got two of the dogs..Friendliest things you'd ever meet. I went over there once after a backyard party where some people were smoking weed (somewhat near me), and the dogs started to bark... it was pretty outrageous. none the less, i think that you'd probably need to hire PDOs with dogs to search... something i highly doubt hulla can afford without raising ticket prices..
well... it's a good idea, but like you said, i think you're living in a bit of a fantasyworld