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Old December 17th, 2002, 04:56 PM   #76
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Quote:
Originally posted by Everybodies_Daddy


If you consult the lesbian handbook "Millenium Mat Munching: A Guide for Canoe Lickers in the 21st Century", Chapter 7, page 134, paragraph 2, you'll note that lesbians who publicly make out must be:

"...sufficiently stunning, posessing looks far far above average, so as to cause Lust Induced Brain Freeze (LIBF) in all passing heterosexual males, and remind them to be extra courteous to their female partner(s) in order to:
i. Keep them from becoming a lesbian.
ii. Ensure the possibility of threesomes
Henceforth, all public girl on girl makeout scenes shall be strictly between two or more foxy fur traders..."

I know this because I am a card carrying lesbian.

MCED

Grin, you read that book too eh??? According to my lesbian friends I am a "lesbo-ho" (the male equilvant of the "fag-hag").

no seriously, I think it's all a matter of taste. Making out is alright.. to a point. I mean if it's to show affection towards another person, it's alright to make out a bit.. but if it gets to the point where it's borderline ground humping.. well that is when it gets gross.. I mean come on.. it's a dirty rave...
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