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Originally posted by grincoregenetix
outta curiosity, the whole lesbian make out session...now, i've seen alot of straight couples makin out at hullabaloo this was i think the first time i've ever noticed two girls at hulla and the response on this message board is quite humorous. my only question is, do we normally make such a fuss about straight couples makin out???or is it juss for unattractive lesbians
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If you consult the lesbian handbook "Millenium Mat Munching: A Guide for Canoe Lickers in the 21st Century", Chapter 7, page 134, paragraph 2, you'll note that lesbians who publicly make out must be:
"...sufficiently stunning, posessing looks far far above average, so as to cause Lust Induced Brain Freeze (LIBF) in all passing heterosexual males, and remind them to be extra courteous to their female partner(s) in order to:
i. Keep them from becoming a lesbian.
ii. Ensure the possibility of threesomes
Henceforth, all public girl on girl makeout scenes shall be strictly between two or more
foxy fur traders..."
I know this because I am a card carrying lesbian.
MCED