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Hullaboarder
Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: TO
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*humps thread*
Step 1 - Get wristband. Very simple. Its red. And it goes around your wrist.
Step 2 - Go to Jilly's. It's across the street on the corner. Wait. My theory is that drunken UK DJs won't be able to resist the lure of 100% Canadian Beaver. Its a fact we're known for it. Even if they don't show up, have a beer. Glow unhealthily under the blacklight. Explain to the dancers that posing on Raverporn.net could actually be a healthy career move.
Step 3 - Group Hug. If you've gotten this far down, you've read Will and Frolic's posts just above. Read them again. There's a lot of fucking heart these guys have, you want vibe, this party should be the very definition. There's even a vibe *reading* their words, think of when Frolic's throwing down the HHC!! More than words, its about the music.
Step 4 - Stumble out in tears with the sunrise. I know I just might.
Step 5 - optional - wait for Jillys to open again. Or are they open Sundays? Damn...
Anyway I gotta drop off my ho train at some dentists' convention, they're gonna make me a mint off them sick latex-gloved freaks.
Porn, Love, Unity, Respect.
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